Jewelry Design Gifts

Tierra Forming.

'Oh my God. I love it!'

Eureka!

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

Jewellery Shop: Disposable income spoken here.

'Go ahead and laugh, but I lose my keys less frequently than you do.'

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

Life Store Guide: Make-up and jewellery

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

Diamond outfits

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

"My wife wanted to see a diamond. So I took her to a ballgame."

'We recommend that you get a ring of equal weight for the other hand to prevent improper alignment of your spine.'

"Happy Anniversary, dear! It's a gold spray-painted macaroni necklace."

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

A Zircon Is Forever

"Good artists borrow, great artists steal."

Lots of shiny glass objects! Darling, you're spoiling me!

'We would like to buy three rings... Engagement, wedding and teething!'

'I want to finish with him, but I'll have to wait until he's made the final payment on my engagement ring.'

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

'Or you can rent by the week...'

'Good morning pumpkin.' 'Good morning treasure.' A pile of treasure saying 'good morning' to a pumpkin

'Too pricey? Perhaps you wish to see something in macaroni and spray paint?'

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

'It's one of our new technology rings, it allows you to download karats.'

'We always like to give more bling for the buck.'

'It's in my belly-button if you must know!'

'It started with a kiss - then their nose rings got locked.'

"How much did it cost to have your ears pierced?"

Will you be mine?

Cow and Milk

"It was her mothers"