Jewelry Design Gifts

Tierra Forming.

'Oh my God. I love it!'

Eureka!

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

'Go ahead and laugh, but I lose my keys less frequently than you do.'

Diamond outfits

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

Jewellery Shop: Disposable income spoken here.

Life Store Guide: Make-up and jewellery

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

"Happy Anniversary, dear! It's a gold spray-painted macaroni necklace."

"My wife wanted to see a diamond. So I took her to a ballgame."

'We recommend that you get a ring of equal weight for the other hand to prevent improper alignment of your spine.'

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

A Zircon Is Forever

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

"Good artists borrow, great artists steal."

'We would like to buy three rings... Engagement, wedding and teething!'

'Or you can rent by the week...'

'Good morning pumpkin.' 'Good morning treasure.' A pile of treasure saying 'good morning' to a pumpkin

'I want to finish with him, but I'll have to wait until he's made the final payment on my engagement ring.'

Lots of shiny glass objects! Darling, you're spoiling me!

'Too pricey? Perhaps you wish to see something in macaroni and spray paint?'

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

'It's one of our new technology rings, it allows you to download karats.'

'We always like to give more bling for the buck.'

'It's in my belly-button if you must know!'

"Next time you meet me dressed as a giant boy, it's going to cost you a pair of diamond earrings."

Cow and Milk

'It started with a kiss - then their nose rings got locked.'

"How much did it cost to have your ears pierced?"

It is my mother's, she uses it as an anchor for our yacht.