Diy Jewelry Artist Gifts

Loom Bands Craze: 'It's supposed to be a bracelet, Mum.'

'Oh my God. I love it!'

"Happy Anniversary, dear! It's a gold spray-painted macaroni necklace."

'Too pricey? Perhaps you wish to see something in macaroni and spray paint?'

"This is just a model, but you get the idea."

"We didn’t have enough in the budget to replace you with a real robot."

Extra innings.

I think I have a gilt complex.

Sarah Palin Fact #2783, Sarah Palin makes her own diamond earrings by squeezing coal.

"Remedial Karate"

'I have no idea what earrings to wear with this.'

"I never expected you to pay through the nose."

'When you grounded me to my room, you said no TV or computer. You never said I couldn't build my own bike.'

They've come a long way since they started in his parents' garage.

True, I've seen plenty of padded resumes, but very few bejeweled resumes.

Cut out and keep your own Pianist.

"Do you ever have days when you just don't feel like designing jewelry?"

Boy sells his own work outside posh modern art gallery.

'Thanks for coming in . ..now I can finish that ankle bracelet I'm working on.'

"I had to improvise"

Xmas tree

"Mainly we supply material for nuclear reactors, electronics and costume jewelry."

Tierra Forming.

'It's a hatred bracelet. I made it for you.'

'Still adding to your collection, Sir?'

"Have you been messing about with the toaster again, Walter?"

"Betty, I'm dying to see what you've knitted me for my birthday."

'Actually - they're my husband's gall stones!'

Birth of a rhinestone cowboy.

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Fairy.

"Rough week, Gourdie?"

Bling.

"My husband made me earrings out of his old computer mice. Who said geeks aren't romantic?"

"No we've got it wrong; it's the ship that goes in the bottle."

"I haven't lost my car keys once since I had my belly button pierced."