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Loom Bands Craze: 'It's supposed to be a bracelet, Mum.'

'Oh my God. I love it!'

"Happy Anniversary, dear! It's a gold spray-painted macaroni necklace."

'Too pricey? Perhaps you wish to see something in macaroni and spray paint?'

"This is just a model, but you get the idea."

"We didn’t have enough in the budget to replace you with a real robot."

I think I have a gilt complex.

"Remedial Karate"

Sarah Palin Fact #2783, Sarah Palin makes her own diamond earrings by squeezing coal.

'When you grounded me to my room, you said no TV or computer. You never said I couldn't build my own bike.'

"I never expected you to pay through the nose."

Cut out and keep your own Pianist.

"Do you ever have days when you just don't feel like designing jewelry?"

Xmas tree

Boy sells his own work outside posh modern art gallery.

'Thanks for coming in . ..now I can finish that ankle bracelet I'm working on.'

"Mainly we supply material for nuclear reactors, electronics and costume jewelry."

"I had to improvise"

'It's a hatred bracelet. I made it for you.'

Tierra Forming.

"Have you been messing about with the toaster again, Walter?"

"Betty, I'm dying to see what you've knitted me for my birthday."

'Still adding to your collection, Sir?'

'Actually - they're my husband's gall stones!'

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Fairy.

Birth of a rhinestone cowboy.

"Rough week, Gourdie?"

Bling.

"No we've got it wrong; it's the ship that goes in the bottle."

"My husband made me earrings out of his old computer mice. Who said geeks aren't romantic?"

"I haven't lost my car keys once since I had my belly button pierced."