Diy Jewelry Enthusiasts T-Shirts

"My husband made me earrings out of his old computer mice. Who said geeks aren't romantic?"

'Oh my God. I love it!'

'Go ahead and laugh, but I lose my keys less frequently than you do.'

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

"Happy Anniversary, dear! It's a gold spray-painted macaroni necklace."

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

A Zircon Is Forever

'I want to finish with him, but I'll have to wait until he's made the final payment on my engagement ring.'

'Good morning pumpkin.' 'Good morning treasure.' A pile of treasure saying 'good morning' to a pumpkin

'Too pricey? Perhaps you wish to see something in macaroni and spray paint?'

"Next time you meet me dressed as a giant boy, it's going to cost you a pair of diamond earrings."

Jewellers - "If you really love your wife to be, then money should be no object."

'It started with a kiss - then their nose rings got locked.'

Kiwi Ingenuity

"Jewelry store, visit our ATM."

"They were all out of rings, so I got you a watch."

Found pearls! No way I'm leaving. . . Amelia.

Dolly Varden - 'The Laughing Dolly'

Ali Baba- Cover Design for Proposed Edition of The Forty Thieves

The Blings - collectors of jewelry.

"Oh crap, my mood ring!"

The Queen

"I need something that says ‘You were right about Trump.’"

Sarah Palin Fact #2783, Sarah Palin makes her own diamond earrings by squeezing coal.

'How do I qualify for the 'Preferred Customer Discount' you're advertising?' 'Do you have a pulse?'

Eye-catching Diamond rings.

'I have no idea what earrings to wear with this.'

Loom Bands Craze: 'It's supposed to be a bracelet, Mum.'

True, I've seen plenty of padded resumes, but very few bejeweled resumes.

A giant diamond hurtles through space toward a population of very conflicted women.

"Don't spend big on an engagement ring Son: She'll love any cheap ring as long as it's shiny..."

"You haven't left much room for sun tan lotion"

"I never expected you to pay through the nose."

'I'm afraid we must move with the times, Mr Bagley.'

Mom, I gotta hang up. Jill's about to find the diamond I hid under the bacon she always refuses to eat!