Diy Jewelry Enthusiasts Pillows

"My husband made me earrings out of his old computer mice. Who said geeks aren't romantic?"

'Oh my God. I love it!'

'Go ahead and laugh, but I lose my keys less frequently than you do.'

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

"Happy Anniversary, dear! It's a gold spray-painted macaroni necklace."

A Zircon Is Forever

'I want to finish with him, but I'll have to wait until he's made the final payment on my engagement ring.'

'Good morning pumpkin.' 'Good morning treasure.' A pile of treasure saying 'good morning' to a pumpkin

'Too pricey? Perhaps you wish to see something in macaroni and spray paint?'

Jewellers - "If you really love your wife to be, then money should be no object."

"Next time you meet me dressed as a giant boy, it's going to cost you a pair of diamond earrings."

Kiwi Ingenuity

'It started with a kiss - then their nose rings got locked.'

"Jewelry store, visit our ATM."

Found pearls! No way I'm leaving. . . Amelia.

"They were all out of rings, so I got you a watch."

Dolly Varden - 'The Laughing Dolly'

Ali Baba- Cover Design for Proposed Edition of The Forty Thieves

"Oh crap, my mood ring!"

"I need something that says ‘You were right about Trump.’"

The Queen

The Blings - collectors of jewelry.

Sarah Palin Fact #2783, Sarah Palin makes her own diamond earrings by squeezing coal.

'How do I qualify for the 'Preferred Customer Discount' you're advertising?' 'Do you have a pulse?'

Eye-catching Diamond rings.

"You haven't left much room for sun tan lotion"

"I never expected you to pay through the nose."

"Don't spend big on an engagement ring Son: She'll love any cheap ring as long as it's shiny..."

A giant diamond hurtles through space toward a population of very conflicted women.

Loom Bands Craze: 'It's supposed to be a bracelet, Mum.'

'I'm afraid we must move with the times, Mr Bagley.'

Mom, I gotta hang up. Jill's about to find the diamond I hid under the bacon she always refuses to eat!

Cut out and keep your own Pianist.