"What exquisite taste, my dear! Your dress, made from cotton produced by forced labour, goes wonderfully with the blood diamond on your lovely finger!"
Jewelry Enthusiast With A Twist T-Shirts
Gift them a t-shirt that showcases their jewelry love with a clever, humorous design. A fun way for jewelry enthusiasts to wear their passion with a twist.
'Oh my God. I love it!'
"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."
Life Store Guide: Make-up and jewellery
'Go ahead and laugh, but I lose my keys less frequently than you do.'
Venn Diagram: DIamonds
"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."
"And if that diamond ring don’t shine, Poppa will probably take it back to 47th Street and get something for your mother."
A Zircon Is Forever
'We would like to buy three rings... Engagement, wedding and teething!'
'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'
'I want to finish with him, but I'll have to wait until he's made the final payment on my engagement ring.'
Lots of shiny glass objects! Darling, you're spoiling me!
'Good morning pumpkin.' 'Good morning treasure.' A pile of treasure saying 'good morning' to a pumpkin
Jewellers - "If you really love your wife to be, then money should be no object."
Posh Easter Egg
'It started with a kiss - then their nose rings got locked.'
"Next time you meet me dressed as a giant boy, it's going to cost you a pair of diamond earrings."
'...And this one comes with a magnifying glass so she can show it off to her friends.'
Cow and Milk
"Jewelry store, visit our ATM."
Found pearls! No way I'm leaving. . . Amelia.
I think I have a gilt complex.
"So I gave her the 2-diamond love-and-BFFF ring and she grave me a big kiss, sold it, and went on a cruise. That's bad, right?!"
"They were all out of rings, so I got you a watch."
Do you like my bling?
The stone is semi-precious, so I got you two.
Dolly Varden - 'The Laughing Dolly'
Jewelry Store Has Rings For Every Type of Relationship
On the fifth day, Neville opts for jewelry.
'Louise, everyone is wearing that this year ... don't be such a sheep to fashion.'
Ali Baba- Cover Design for Proposed Edition of The Forty Thieves
"We're going out -- of course I'm wearing my pearls."
Unbeknownst to Charlene, the new earrings that Burt gave her were actually bass lures.
The Queen
Jewelry Enthusiast With A Twist T-Shirts Collection
Jewelry Enthusiast With A Twist Mugs
Discover our collection of mugs for jewelry lovers, where humor meets craft. Perfect for brightening their mornings with a witty touch.
Jewelry Enthusiast With A Twist Pillows
Find playful pillows featuring jewelry-themed cartoons—perfect for adding personality to their space.
Jewelry Enthusiast With A Twist Prints
Browse stylish prints that celebrate jewelry with a clever, creative edge—ideal for decorating with flair.