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Sarah Palin Fact #2783, Sarah Palin makes her own diamond earrings by squeezing coal.

Empty box of ideas

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

'Go ahead and laugh, but I lose my keys less frequently than you do.'

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

Life Store Guide: Make-up and jewellery

"Happy Anniversary, dear! It's a gold spray-painted macaroni necklace."

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

A Zircon Is Forever

'Good morning pumpkin.' 'Good morning treasure.' A pile of treasure saying 'good morning' to a pumpkin

'I want to finish with him, but I'll have to wait until he's made the final payment on my engagement ring.'

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

'We would like to buy three rings... Engagement, wedding and teething!'

'Too pricey? Perhaps you wish to see something in macaroni and spray paint?'

Jewellers - "If you really love your wife to be, then money should be no object."

Cow and Milk

'It started with a kiss - then their nose rings got locked.'

"Next time you meet me dressed as a giant boy, it's going to cost you a pair of diamond earrings."

"Jewelry store, visit our ATM."

Jewelry Store Has Rings For Every Type of Relationship

"So I gave her the 2-diamond love-and-BFFF ring and she grave me a big kiss, sold it, and went on a cruise. That's bad, right?!"

Do you like my bling?

Found pearls! No way I'm leaving. . . Amelia.

"They were all out of rings, so I got you a watch."

On the fifth day, Neville opts for jewelry.

'Louise, everyone is wearing that this year ... don't be such a sheep to fashion.'

Ali Baba- Cover Design for Proposed Edition of The Forty Thieves

The Blings - collectors of jewelry.

The Queen

'I hope you don't mind, dear — I got my ears pierced.'

"I need something that says ‘You were right about Trump.’"

"Oh crap, my mood ring!"

"We scarf. We bracelet. We earring. We brooch. In brief, ladies, we accessorize."

'How do I qualify for the 'Preferred Customer Discount' you're advertising?' 'Do you have a pulse?'