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Sarah Palin Fact #2783, Sarah Palin makes her own diamond earrings by squeezing coal.

Empty box of ideas

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

Life Store Guide: Make-up and jewellery

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

'Go ahead and laugh, but I lose my keys less frequently than you do.'

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

"Happy Anniversary, dear! It's a gold spray-painted macaroni necklace."

A Zircon Is Forever

'I want to finish with him, but I'll have to wait until he's made the final payment on my engagement ring.'

'Good morning pumpkin.' 'Good morning treasure.' A pile of treasure saying 'good morning' to a pumpkin

'We would like to buy three rings... Engagement, wedding and teething!'

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

'Too pricey? Perhaps you wish to see something in macaroni and spray paint?'

Cow and Milk

Jewellers - "If you really love your wife to be, then money should be no object."

"Next time you meet me dressed as a giant boy, it's going to cost you a pair of diamond earrings."

'It started with a kiss - then their nose rings got locked.'

"Jewelry store, visit our ATM."

The stone is semi-precious, so I got you two.

Found pearls! No way I'm leaving. . . Amelia.

Do you like my bling?

"So I gave her the 2-diamond love-and-BFFF ring and she grave me a big kiss, sold it, and went on a cruise. That's bad, right?!"

"They were all out of rings, so I got you a watch."

Jewelry Store Has Rings For Every Type of Relationship

On the fifth day, Neville opts for jewelry.

'Louise, everyone is wearing that this year ... don't be such a sheep to fashion.'

Ali Baba- Cover Design for Proposed Edition of The Forty Thieves

"I need something that says ‘You were right about Trump.’"

"We scarf. We bracelet. We earring. We brooch. In brief, ladies, we accessorize."

"Oh crap, my mood ring!"

'I hope you don't mind, dear — I got my ears pierced.'

Unbeknownst to Charlene, the new earrings that Burt gave her were actually bass lures.

The Queen

The Blings - collectors of jewelry.