Jewelry Fanatic T-Shirts

"I'm looking for something special that says 'I'm robbing this jewelry store.'"

'The ocker dared to call her bortz a jargoon.'

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

Life Store Guide: Make-up and jewellery

'Go ahead and laugh, but I lose my keys less frequently than you do.'

"And if that diamond ring don’t shine, Poppa will probably take it back to 47th Street and get something for your mother."

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

A Zircon Is Forever

'We would like to buy three rings... Engagement, wedding and teething!'

'Good morning pumpkin.' 'Good morning treasure.' A pile of treasure saying 'good morning' to a pumpkin

Lots of shiny glass objects! Darling, you're spoiling me!

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

'I want to finish with him, but I'll have to wait until he's made the final payment on my engagement ring.'

'It's in my belly-button if you must know!'

'...And this one comes with a magnifying glass so she can show it off to her friends.'

'It started with a kiss - then their nose rings got locked.'

Cow and Milk

"Next time you meet me dressed as a giant boy, it's going to cost you a pair of diamond earrings."

Jewellers - "If you really love your wife to be, then money should be no object."

Posh Easter Egg

"Jewelry store, visit our ATM."

The stone is semi-precious, so I got you two.

"They were all out of rings, so I got you a watch."

Jewelry Store Has Rings For Every Type of Relationship

I think I have a gilt complex.

Found pearls! No way I'm leaving. . . Amelia.

Dolly Varden - 'The Laughing Dolly'

"So I gave her the 2-diamond love-and-BFFF ring and she grave me a big kiss, sold it, and went on a cruise. That's bad, right?!"

Do you like my bling?

On the fifth day, Neville opts for jewelry.

'Louise, everyone is wearing that this year ... don't be such a sheep to fashion.'

Ali Baba- Cover Design for Proposed Edition of The Forty Thieves

'I hope you don't mind, dear — I got my ears pierced.'

Unbeknownst to Charlene, the new earrings that Burt gave her were actually bass lures.