Jewellery Gifts

'I'm afraid we must move with the times, Mr Bagley.'

'I'm afraid it's not gold-plated after all.'

'We always like to give more bling for the buck.'

'My husband wants to see your most expensive diamonds.'

"I want something that will really wow her should she happen to look up from her phone."

"Don't like your present? Fine. Give it to me - I'll wear the diamond earrings."

"We want our haloes back!"

'Nice brain ring Harold!!'

"Oh, yes. Definitely a forgery. Hope it didn't cost you much."

'I think we've just found the 'big cheese' in the notorious jewellery smuggling ring, Bert!'

'I had the necklace you gave me appraised. And wouldn't you know it... fool's gold!'

J. Parry Clockmaker

"What time do you close?"

"No, thanks. My folks won't let me get any piercings, yet."

Jewellery Shop: Disposable income spoken here.

Urban Jewellery - 'Bling and Buy sale'

Do you like my bling?

'Look at this, Mum, George finally saved enough to buy me a ring!'

Nothing to be taken from this window until 10 a.m.

Help! These are my peak jewellery years!

Jewellers for the Rich and Famous

Ears pierced

Gold by the inch, spaghetti by the yard.

Hurry with the brush please, my jewellery needs a clean!

"This one might be a bit out of your price range, sir. It costs eighteen zillion dollars."

'This bling thing is getting out of hand!'

'Isn't it gorgeous?! Harold refuses to tell me how much it cost him.'

'Oh no! Our earrings are locked together.'

'How do you like the ring?' - 'So that's what they do with the bits they cut off real diamonds.'

'Now do you know what 'No L' means'

'I like the bling.'

50,000 BC: The First Engagement Ring.

'Oh my God. I love it!'

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

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