Jet-setting Adventurer Gifts

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"We've waited twenty-five years to make this trip, and we're certainly not interested in getting there in any six and a half hours."

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

"For five starts it's worth the trip."

"Have you decided where to travel?"

"Alarmingly, after five minutes the pool had come no closer."

"Good dog!"

The Hot Air Sports Club AGM

"You did say you wanted an earlier flight."

'EEEEHA!'

'More seltzer, please. This flight simulator program came complete with inedible airline food.'

"Sometimes I think the captain doesn't appreciate the seriousness of military maneuvers."

'And one more thing, while you're in Bangkok be careful of the ladies in Patpong district. They may not be all they appear to be.'

Excess Baggage

"It was such a nice day, so I took spot for a three hour ride in the convertible."

'Look, I didn't know they had salad bars on these flights...'

"The flights are 99p...but it's an extra £435.89 if you want to take them inside the plane!"

Plane crash on football pitch.

'Personal lawn-craft.'

Excess Baggage: Anyone who think business travel is glamorous should have a talk with a business traveler.

'I couldn't stand working in an office.'

"Your pilot is still de-icing."

"Cynthia! Bridle your enthusiasm."

Fiscal Responsibility

The Many Faces of Bev

"Which way to departures?"

Airline Troubles

"When you said you'd give me a lift from the shops, I thought you had a car!"

"Milan, Rio, Sydney, Oslo - I never know when he's going to jet off next."

Golfer going through customs

"Now you know why it's called an Open MRI"

'Not only has my luggage been to more places than I have, it's stayed longer in some places.'

Tell me about your travel extras please. Airport tax,security charge,fuel levy and customer nuisance surcharge.

Man hangs on to the wing of a plane.

Pack lightly