Jesting Gifts

'People have been known to lose an eye when a wink goes seriously wrong.'

"We're following Carrot Top."

'I missed work due to a rib injury from belly-laughing at your jokes.'

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

'Throw me back and I'll tell you where a 12-pounder is hiding.'

Stepping on clown's shoe...

'I hate playing in an inflatable dome during a power outage.'

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

"We can give you enough medication to alleviate the pain, but not enough to make it fun."

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

'I'm looking for someone who can make me laugh.'

'I'm sorry the cod was not as good as when you came a month ago. It should have been - it was the same fish...'

"You're making a complete ass of yourself, Rodney!"

Travelling jesters. No fools left aboard overnight.

'Make sport of the Queen.'

"Guilty of a sense of humor in a tight-ass world."

'Ringing in your ears, you say?'

'I told the jester he could take April Fool's Day off.'

Fifty Gallon Head.

Never poke fun.

'From left to right: witchfinder general, jester jocular and spouse peculiar.'

'I hate these commerical breaks!'

Angry Bowling pins about to get back at a Tenpin Bowling ball.

'Do something else - I don't like irony.'

King and clown engage in role reversal.

"Work's been really hard."

"Must be the life to work in a castle. You get paid by a rich king and you don’t have to go through every shift smelling elephant butt."

"Don't think of them as fleas. Think of them as your entourage!"

'All right, who's been sitting on the copier again?'

'Yorich's last jest.'

"What do you mean I'm not being ridiculous?"

Grimm's Fairytales - Rumpel-Stilts-Kin