Jesting Mugs

'People have been known to lose an eye when a wink goes seriously wrong.'

"We're following Carrot Top."

'Don't look at me like that! You're the one who wanted to live in a bouncy castle!'

'I missed work due to a rib injury from belly-laughing at your jokes.'

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

'I hate playing in an inflatable dome during a power outage.'

Stepping on clown's shoe...

'Throw me back and I'll tell you where a 12-pounder is hiding.'

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

"We can give you enough medication to alleviate the pain, but not enough to make it fun."

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

'I'm looking for someone who can make me laugh.'

Travelling jesters. No fools left aboard overnight.

'Make sport of the Queen.'

'I'm sorry the cod was not as good as when you came a month ago. It should have been - it was the same fish...'

"Guilty of a sense of humor in a tight-ass world."

"You're making a complete ass of yourself, Rodney!"

'Ringing in your ears, you say?'

'I told the jester he could take April Fool's Day off.'

Never poke fun.

'I hate these commerical breaks!'

Fifty Gallon Head.

'From left to right: witchfinder general, jester jocular and spouse peculiar.'

'All right, who's been sitting on the copier again?'

"Work's been really hard."

"Don't think of them as fleas. Think of them as your entourage!"

"It's from Henry VIII, sire. He's going to be in town and wants to know where the best hook-up spots are."

'Do something else - I don't like irony.'

Angry Bowling pins about to get back at a Tenpin Bowling ball.

"Must be the life to work in a castle. You get paid by a rich king and you don’t have to go through every shift smelling elephant butt."

King and clown engage in role reversal.

'Yorich's last jest.'

'Today's homily is on irreverence.'

Grimm's Fairytales - Rumpel-Stilts-Kin