Jesting Hunter Mugs

Colonel Bagshot.

Bubble Gum Farms.

'Don't look at me like that! You're the one who wanted to live in a bouncy castle!'

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

Women in a cross country race

'Throw me back and I'll tell you where a 12-pounder is hiding.'

A woman takes a pterodactyl on a run.

'People have been known to lose an eye when a wink goes seriously wrong.'

'I'm sorry the cod was not as good as when you came a month ago. It should have been - it was the same fish...'

"Guilty of a sense of humor in a tight-ass world."

Show Jumping Tantrums

Fifty Gallon Head.

Angry Bowling pins about to get back at a Tenpin Bowling ball.

'All right, who's been sitting on the copier again?'

"Don't think of them as fleas. Think of them as your entourage!"

'I bet he can run twice as fast as you can.' 'But he has twice as many legs!'

I'll catch up to you --- I just need my second wind.

"I paid three grand for this dress- I'll wear it wherever I want!"

Late entry in the Hop, Skip and Jump event!

'Today's homily is on irreverence.'

Private View.

'You can tell the age of a horse by the teeth...but who wants to bite a horse.'

Just for laughs, let's throw a few folks off course.

'Your glaucoma will never improve this way, Buzzy.'

Medical advice for runners road signs.

"Come on Frank. I didn't mean to catch a bigger fish than you."

"This old dog can learn new tricks. . . Watch me make this meat loaf disappear!"

'I don't think that will work.'

'I'm reduced to having to jog to get exercise: The farmer has clipped my wings...'

"Social Security forced you to come for this interview didn't they!"

"Over, damn you, over!"

You know, doc, I exercise every morning. I'm always running late!

Ophidiophobic Society 10k Run.

'Hang on Jesse! You're being dragged into the jogger's vortex!'