Jesting Maestro Gifts

'Let's give him a good scare by all playing dead.'

'Surely you wouldn't want me to laugh at your joke if I didn't think it was funny!'

Baby Piano

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

Trombone emerges from pram. Mother says: 'I'm a firm believer in starting them young.'

Bassoons.

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

'I missed work due to a rib injury from belly-laughing at your jokes.'

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

Violin Practise

'People have been known to lose an eye when a wink goes seriously wrong.'

"We tried to play nicely, but frankly it's not as much fun as tormenting each other."

"Holy hell. I should not have based my whole personality around this..."

"... and come out fighting, boys."

Phone solicitors like customers who are afraid to hang up.

"Guilty of a sense of humor in a tight-ass world."

'You didn't practice last night,did you?'

Musical Prodigy

Arnold's clone refuses to workout: 'You're a huge disappointment, dude.'

Skeleton model kit assembly instructions.

A Dummy Corporation.

The Violin Artist

"This won't last long. I'll practice right after Mom gets home from work."

Someone being taught how to conduct an orchestra.

Play golf on the billiards table.

Colonel Bagshot.

A bulge of bodybuilders

Orchestra

"I must be getting good, 'cause my dad told to go play for the neighbors!"

Excess Baggage: Perhaps you should have washed those clothes before returning home form your overseas vacation.

"Come on Frank. I didn't mean to catch a bigger fish than you."

Singing

Riccardo Muti

'Welcome to 'Basic Conducting' - would the man in row 2 like to share with us his expectations.'

"It might be time to start training your legs!"