Jeff Goldblum Fan Pillows

"One time, in Lima, Peru, I was nearly squashed by a taxi. So, you see, I understand what it's like. Do you enjoy Jeff Goldblum?" "The horsefly whisperer"

Camping-Pong

Ironing day.

"Voila!...smooth pastry." (Lady teaching chef to iron dough).

'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'

'I take back everything I said about this sweater you knitted for me.'

"I'd say your pride trumps mine!!!" "Me, too!!!"

"Hello?"

Oh yeah! It does echo when you moo very loudly!

As a reformed gunfight, Big Jake vowed never again to use an iron

Ruth Bader Ginsburg

'Doctor, how can I prevent wrinkles? Don't sleep in your clothes.'

ABsurd semi-automatic breakfast maker

"Was it as good for you as it was for me?"

Jenga!!!

"I know this is going to sound completely crazy and off the wall - but do you, by any chance, know how to iron?"

'First of all, I'm taking you off the iron supplements.'

'My turn! Kick me next!!'

"...now she's up tp a jumper a week."

Once reintroduced back into the wild, most linebackers quickly adjust, forming packs and regaining hunting instincts that had lain dormant in captivity.

"Iron Man Competition"

'Oh flips! I've forgot me anvil again!'

Woman tangled up ironing

'He must not have been an easy man to care for. He always had an iron will. Which brings us to what he left you.'

"I might be down the pub a bit later, Brian, I'm just trying to smooth a few things with the missus."

Pressing Problem

Long suffering cricket wife

'What the hell is PIG IRON?'

"You didn't iron the crease in my pants!! I'm gonna look ridiculous!!"

"It's my white whale."

For the War Inventions Board. The Hot-bottler for Warming high-landers' Legs after a Night in the Trenches.

'Marriage is okay, I guess, but I sure will be glad when my wife learns not to starch my jeans.'