Jeff Goldblum Fan Mugs

"One time, in Lima, Peru, I was nearly squashed by a taxi. So, you see, I understand what it's like. Do you enjoy Jeff Goldblum?" "The horsefly whisperer"

'OK, everybody, calm down,,,'

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

Camping-Pong

Ironing day.

"Voila!...smooth pastry." (Lady teaching chef to iron dough).

'I take back everything I said about this sweater you knitted for me.'

'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'

"Hello?"

Oh yeah! It does echo when you moo very loudly!

"I'd say your pride trumps mine!!!" "Me, too!!!"

As a reformed gunfight, Big Jake vowed never again to use an iron

Ruth Bader Ginsburg

'Doctor, how can I prevent wrinkles? Don't sleep in your clothes.'

Iron Lady and Iron Man

ABsurd semi-automatic breakfast maker

"Was it as good for you as it was for me?"

Jenga!!!

"I know this is going to sound completely crazy and off the wall - but do you, by any chance, know how to iron?"

"You're back! You're really back...!"

'First of all, I'm taking you off the iron supplements.'

'He must not have been an easy man to care for. He always had an iron will. Which brings us to what he left you.'

'Oh flips! I've forgot me anvil again!'

Pressing Problem

"Iron Man Competition"

Woman tangled up ironing

Long suffering cricket wife

"...now she's up tp a jumper a week."

Once reintroduced back into the wild, most linebackers quickly adjust, forming packs and regaining hunting instincts that had lain dormant in captivity.

'My turn! Kick me next!!'

"I might be down the pub a bit later, Brian, I'm just trying to smooth a few things with the missus."

'What the hell is PIG IRON?'

"You didn't iron the crease in my pants!! I'm gonna look ridiculous!!"

"It's my white whale."

For the War Inventions Board. The Hot-bottler for Warming high-landers' Legs after a Night in the Trenches.