Rube Goldberg Fan Pillows

Eggnog

For the War Inventions Board. The Hot-bottler for Warming high-landers' Legs after a Night in the Trenches.

ABsurd semi-automatic breakfast maker

Ice skater

"Seriously, just pull my finger ..."

Reindeer

"Oh goody! It's just like the Columbian Exposition of 1893."

'I can't take Barbie to Show and Tell...she doesn't have a thing to wear!'

Barbie Oscars

Captain Ahab and Moby Dick in Retirement

How to Pick up a Safety Razor Blade

Notice! Due to COVID, all reindeer games are postponed indefinitely.

"If there are nuggets in the sluice, let's dine out tonight."

'I'm the keynote speaker at the Shining Light Leadership Seminar.'

Freddy Mac and Fannie Mae.

"One time, in Lima, Peru, I was nearly squashed by a taxi. So, you see, I understand what it's like. Do you enjoy Jeff Goldblum?" "The horsefly whisperer"

"Don't call me ska face!"

"The party's byob, but I'm sure there's an extra Barbie here somewhere."

"For our session today, I'd like to try something a little different."

"Prozzac"

'I get the feeling that he isn't a team player...'

'Was a game played here last night?'

The bastards have hired a personal trainer!

'This free running craze is becoming a plague.'

'Film extras drinks night'

"No, chasing fifteen cats in one day is not a record. . . unless all of the cats were green."

"Football and hunting - what more could you ask for?"

"Even though the song says you guys 'loved him' and 'shouted out with glee'. I can sense deep resentment towards Rudolph. . ."

Dogs that Resemble their Owners?

The Tackle.

Do you know the time, Santa?

Bloody good player, but talk about injury prone!