Rube Goldberg Fan Gifts

Eggnog

For the War Inventions Board. The Hot-bottler for Warming high-landers' Legs after a Night in the Trenches.

ABsurd semi-automatic breakfast maker

Ice skater

"Seriously, just pull my finger ..."

The Hockey World

Reindeer

"Oh goody! It's just like the Columbian Exposition of 1893."

Celebrity Gavin Henson

'I can't take Barbie to Show and Tell...she doesn't have a thing to wear!'

Barbie Oscars

How to Pick up a Safety Razor Blade

Captain Ahab and Moby Dick in Retirement

Notice! Due to COVID, all reindeer games are postponed indefinitely.

"If there are nuggets in the sluice, let's dine out tonight."

'I'm the keynote speaker at the Shining Light Leadership Seminar.'

Freddy Mac and Fannie Mae.

"The party's byob, but I'm sure there's an extra Barbie here somewhere."

"Don't call me ska face!"

"Prozzac"

"For our session today, I'd like to try something a little different."

Big Name Foreign Rugby Players Are Going Home.

"One time, in Lima, Peru, I was nearly squashed by a taxi. So, you see, I understand what it's like. Do you enjoy Jeff Goldblum?" "The horsefly whisperer"

'I get the feeling that he isn't a team player...'

'I got dressed in the dark.'

War of the worlds movie.

'Film extras drinks night'

'This free running craze is becoming a plague.'

"No, chasing fifteen cats in one day is not a record. . . unless all of the cats were green."

The bastards have hired a personal trainer!

'Was a game played here last night?'

"Football and hunting - what more could you ask for?"

The Tackle.

"Even though the song says you guys 'loved him' and 'shouted out with glee'. I can sense deep resentment towards Rudolph. . ."

"I left my Barbie at home. She doesn't like kids."