Jedi Fan Gifts

Mouse levitates cheese off mouse trap.

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

"Um, I notice there's nothing in here about pork."

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

'It's not for myself, you understand."

Kangaroo - Mum dropping her ice-cream on Joey's head.

Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank

"It'll take three wishes to get less cream cheese on your bagels in New York."

"Look out, Luke Grasswalker! Irascibility leads to the dark side of the force. . . right into a hamburger bun."

"His name's Bond. Mittens Bond."

"We no longer have to hide. Bigfoot hunters now only search for us online. It's going to be lonely around here."

"I hope he's wearing pants."

Noah's Ark leaves pair of unicorns behind

"Good luck Mr. Bond, you have one minute to diffuse this tantrum."

'What, They're comfortable.'

"Look who I got a birthday card from!!"

"To meet the girl of your dreams, swipe right on the lamp."

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Balloon

"So Mr Bond, we meet again."

Daniel Craig caricature

The Exobus

Jar Wars: 'Use the forks Luke... Use the forks!'

Just a sec – I want to see which wishes get the most likes before I decide.

'You're the king now. It's time to put the past behind you.'

'It's great for reducing White Coat Hypertension.'

"Sssh! - Did you hear a noise??"

'Your better half isn't up here... It seems you were the better half.'

"Wow- your blood pressure is impressive."

I don't get why ladies find you so charming, and me so boring. Simple projection. Believe she finds you charming because you're wittier and more mysterious than she is. She'll sense you're a challenge. Suddenly she'll make anything you say conform to that assumption. So I just Jedi mind-trick them? Maybe not ANYthing.

"Just suck it up and let him continue binge-watching your entire repertoire."

Sean Connery

"May your year be pear-fect."

'That's what I call a perfect cover for your Australian assignment, 007'

'These low energy light sabres take ages to warm up.'

Genie in a trash can.