Jedi Fan Gifts

Mouse levitates cheese off mouse trap.

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

"Um, I notice there's nothing in here about pork."

'It's not for myself, you understand."

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

Kangaroo - Mum dropping her ice-cream on Joey's head.

Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank

"It'll take three wishes to get less cream cheese on your bagels in New York."

"We no longer have to hide. Bigfoot hunters now only search for us online. It's going to be lonely around here."

"His name's Bond. Mittens Bond."

"Look out, Luke Grasswalker! Irascibility leads to the dark side of the force. . . right into a hamburger bun."

Noah's Ark leaves pair of unicorns behind

"Good luck Mr. Bond, you have one minute to diffuse this tantrum."

"I hope he's wearing pants."

'What, They're comfortable.'

"To meet the girl of your dreams, swipe right on the lamp."

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Balloon

Jar Wars: 'Use the forks Luke... Use the forks!'

The Exobus

'You're the king now. It's time to put the past behind you.'

'It's great for reducing White Coat Hypertension.'

"Wow- your blood pressure is impressive."

"Sssh! - Did you hear a noise??"

"Just suck it up and let him continue binge-watching your entire repertoire."

Sean Connery

'Your better half isn't up here... It seems you were the better half.'

"May your year be pear-fect."

'That's what I call a perfect cover for your Australian assignment, 007'

Genie in a trash can.

Cross Platform.