Jazz Jokers Pillows

Musical Accidents

"Yeah, I don't like this part either."

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

Photobooth Photobomb

'In a slight change to the programme, the second year jazz quartet aren't playing 'Hello Dolly'. They are however playing truant!'

'Either it's a mistake, or this town's gone soft on crime.'

"You were ho-ho-hoing in your sleep again!"

Santa Claus stuck in a chimney sitting in a hospital emergency room.

"Uh oh. The almanac indicates an early fall - here's a back-to-school on page one!"

"At least you made it into the hallway."

Santa School.

"But he's way more fun than the rubber ducky."

Minnesota Weather.

Santa entering a pool for a swim

'When did the treadmill replace the rat race?'

'On the outside I'm all ho-ho-ho. But inside I feel weak and shaky, like a bowl full of jelly.'

'You say you saw my client do it. OK, but what if the jury doesn't believe you? Try to think outside the witness box.'

'And make sure you use the AUTOMATED teller, you old goat!'

Born Cynical,,,,

'Don't worry, fifty something is the new thirty something.'

The Jury Decides.

"On my right is Mr. Darius, who'll fill you in on our corporate counterculture."

"I guess we're kind of the Marsalis Family in reverse

"It was 'im wot ruffled me bonce, judge, as I was politely getting into 'is car."

Sticker: 'How's my driving you nuts?'

Looking for a cool cat.

'As to my clients guilt... let me be perfectly vague.'

Terror Strikes A Leaf Funeral