Java Jolt Gifts

'I think you'd better cut that guy off'

Joust Sharpener

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

The coffee's not working.

Evolution Of The Jet Ski

"Don't talk to me before discover coffee."

'I was in the right place at the right time once, and then I realized it wasn't ME.'

I know I'm not qualified for the job, but watch my incredible video resume anyway. It got an Honorable Mention at Cannes!

"Romeo,Romeo. Are you online,Romeo"

'Sorry we don't do black decaf.'

'Sorry, but we can't serve you the grande size anymore without a prescription.'

At the Brew-haha Comedy Club

"Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo?"

'This decaf's lousy.'

Man comes through luggage collection conveyor belt at the airport.

'Your mother and I are worried that all these video games may be having an effect on you.'

"That must be Java Man!"

"I think someone's been overfeeding The sacred Cow lately."

"Tell me, have you ever been in a church prior to getting married?"

"Bad case of 'Swivel Neck' comes from trying to watch too many games at the same time!"

Who's on First

The Secret Formula in Coffee

Excess Baggage: The concept of electronic ticketing still has a few airline passengers spooked.

Brendan suddenly realizes it was a mistake posting 'Susan, will you marry me?' to the stadium's jumble tron.

'Tower, I'm over the city and low of fuel, but no sweat - I'm dropping my missiles and bombs, which should make me light enough to reach the runway.'

"If you need something stronger we can bring out the defibrillator."

How to make iced coffee

COFFEE, decaf, mild, reg. bold, woah!

"Bad news, there's a new app that helps people spell their own names wrong."

'The groom called to say he can't marry you today. He totally forgot he was in a pool tournament this weekend.'

Stirrbucks

"You don't have to give me your answer now...you can text me later."

"I came, I saw, I caffeinated."

"So I said to her, I said"

"I wanted a job with a few perks."