Being Jilted Gifts

'The groom called to say he can't marry you today. He totally forgot he was in a pool tournament this weekend.'

"Oh dear! Well, will anoyone else take this woman to be their lawful wedded wife?"

'I'll have a double.'

On holiday.

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

I quilt therefore I am

Marshmallows

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

Caliologist

A man with a shirt reading 'No Pain No Gain' runs past a man who is relaxing with a 'No Pain No Pain' shirt on.

Guy on stilts watching a balloon dog lift its leg on his stilts. Balloon animal maker watching on.

"I'm tired of this full-time job. I want a part-time job."

Crotchet

Barry's fear of commitment crops up again.

Inactive wear store.

Santa Claus delivers present to man stranded on desert island.

Long-legged clown...

Coffee-Rex: Even more irritable than a Tea-Rex.

Ring those Christmas bells!

Quilt fanatic

'Well, at least there's no chance of you suffering from repetative strain injury.'

'All right, who sewed in the disposable diaper?'

Man on stilts watching balloon dog lift it's leg. Animal Balloon maker watching on.

"You know... if we don't find some ambition we could find ourselves still just laying around years from now." "Sounds good to me!"

'These are my 'golfing socks'... there's a hole in one!'

'How can you bear to sit around doing nothing? You're right, I think I'll have a nap.'

'Work, school, soccer, shopping, aside from the occassional girl's night out, today's Mom doesn't have time to sit picking ticks and fleas.'

Great Moments in Computer History: Betsy Ross sews the first bar code.

Ed listens to one too many relaxation CDs...

An incident from the Eglinton Tournament, scene 2.

Quilting Bee.