Jittery Joker Gifts

'Nerve tonic, shake well before use'

Jurassic Parking Lot

Banana Split...

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

Joust Sharpener

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

"I wish we were just called T-Rex..."

Jogging Bottoms

Batman's Baby

Well, she certainly is one of our more positive employees!

Santa's Helpers

Veloci-Rapper

"I'm thinking about letting myself get old."

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

'I've met you before...I'm not good with names, but I never forget a pace!'

Death Photobombs a Holiday

'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'

"The spare sack? After a million warm beers and pieces of fruit cake...you'd have a spare sack too!"

Complaints Desk

Unicyclist painting a ceiling.

'The doctor is running a little late this morning; but a couple more laps around the park and he should be back at his desk.'

'George, stop playing with the children.'

Barry's fear of commitment crops up again.

'How do I know if you've been naughty or nice? CCTV!!'

"Eat more pizza and doughnuts and stop exercising. Just kidding, you should see your face!"

'Sorry...you're not quite right for the position.'

'I'm not as think as you drunk I am.'

'There are two types of cholesterol - the good type, then the one you've got.'

Coffee-Rex: Even more irritable than a Tea-Rex.

"I've been telling everyone how athletic you are."

"Hold still, it's a programme about making your own tv cabinet."

False encouragement.

'Well, as I live and breathe. If it isn't Rex Harris! I thought you were extinct.'

Santa entering a pool for a swim