Jittery Joker T-Shirts

'Nerve tonic, shake well before use'

Banana Split...

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

Joust Sharpener

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

"I wish we were just called T-Rex..."

Jogging Bottoms

Santa's Helpers

Well, she certainly is one of our more positive employees!

Veloci-Rapper

"I'm thinking about letting myself get old."

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

"The spare sack? After a million warm beers and pieces of fruit cake...you'd have a spare sack too!"

'I've met you before...I'm not good with names, but I never forget a pace!'

'The doctor is running a little late this morning; but a couple more laps around the park and he should be back at his desk.'

Unicyclist painting a ceiling.

'George, stop playing with the children.'

'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'

Complaints Desk

Death Photobombs a Holiday

'How do I know if you've been naughty or nice? CCTV!!'

"Eat more pizza and doughnuts and stop exercising. Just kidding, you should see your face!"

'Sorry...you're not quite right for the position.'

"I've been telling everyone how athletic you are."

'There are two types of cholesterol - the good type, then the one you've got.'

Coffee-Rex: Even more irritable than a Tea-Rex.

"Hold still, it's a programme about making your own tv cabinet."

'I'm not as think as you drunk I am.'

False encouragement.

'Well, as I live and breathe. If it isn't Rex Harris! I thought you were extinct.'

"Here he comes! Don't move."

Santa entering a pool for a swim