Java Joker Pillows

'Sorry we don't do black decaf.'

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

'You know too much,'

'Who folded the annual report into a paper airplane?'

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

Good News about winter

Banana Split...

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

Fish hunting for men.

'How about a game of cards?'

Get crazy once in a while

Candid Camera store.

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

'My door is always open. That's why I installed a tripwire.'

Beware of Falling Notice.

"Sorry, website closed for lunch."

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

'Look, Dad, I made a pair of boots out of your chest waders.'

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

'Want to freak her out? Stare over her shoulder without blinking for 10 minutes.'

"Nope, not what livestream means, Bob."

Shoes Make The Man

Caution May Contain Nuts.

The coffee's not working.

"Okay, you scared the babysitter...now get back in there and rinse off that toothpaste, and go to bed!"

Jogging Bottoms

While You Were Out: We Moved!

'Dearly beloved.....and the rest of you.....'

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

'If you don't like the way I program, just say so!'

"It appears your anus transplant has rejected you..."

"Don't talk to me before discover coffee."

' I hit two good balls today - when I stepped on that rake.'