Java Jouster Pillows

"Don't talk to me before discover coffee."

"If I might be serious for a moment..."

"She just takes things too seriously in our relationship."

"The trees are laughing at us."

"These meetings bring out my creative side. How's this for the boss?"

The coffee's not working.

Clown Wedding with Rake

'How am I going to get all this back in the tube?'

"I'd better get going. I've got a lot coming at me right now."

"My Twitter account isn't too interesting. It's mostly just a bunch of threats."

'Rex here, is just like one of the family.'

"You legal babbled in your sleep all night."

You know what I like about our meetings? There's always more finger pulling than pointing.

'Sorry, but we can't serve you the grande size anymore without a prescription.'

At the Brew-haha Comedy Club

Martial Arts

'Sorry we don't do black decaf.'

The company lawyer's self-image vs the boss's self-image.

The sword in the all-natural impossible-to-stir peanut butter.

"I'm doing better. The voices in my head can now access my email."

Gosh dern it, Cookie! Thanks to you the boys won't punch cattle without a frothy cup of yer Mesquite Caramel Cappuccino!

'This decaf's lousy.'

"And now for the 'piece de resistance!'"

'If you haven't been taking your vitamins. What have you been doing with them?'

'Your mother and I are worried that all these video games may be having an effect on you.'

'As I feared, the X-ray shows that you are crying inside.'

'Let's try again but NO laughing this time!'

The Jugglers - Gladstone and Liberals

Cockfight of words

"That must be Java Man!"

"Gee, I hate gatherings like these! I never know the right thing to say..."

Pizza Fencing

"That's the secret to a happy marriage. We both love the same things."

'He's on his sixth cup of coffee.'

Hole drilled in floor. 'That's fixed that.'