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"Don't talk to me before discover coffee."

"If I might be serious for a moment..."

"She just takes things too seriously in our relationship."

"The trees are laughing at us."

The coffee's not working.

"These meetings bring out my creative side. How's this for the boss?"

Clown Wedding with Rake

'How am I going to get all this back in the tube?'

"You legal babbled in your sleep all night."

'Rex here, is just like one of the family.'

"My Twitter account isn't too interesting. It's mostly just a bunch of threats."

The company lawyer's self-image vs the boss's self-image.

The sword in the all-natural impossible-to-stir peanut butter.

'Sorry we don't do black decaf.'

You know what I like about our meetings? There's always more finger pulling than pointing.

Martial Arts

'Sorry, but we can't serve you the grande size anymore without a prescription.'

Gosh dern it, Cookie! Thanks to you the boys won't punch cattle without a frothy cup of yer Mesquite Caramel Cappuccino!

"And now for the 'piece de resistance!'"

'This decaf's lousy.'

"I'm doing better. The voices in my head can now access my email."

'If you haven't been taking your vitamins. What have you been doing with them?'

'Your mother and I are worried that all these video games may be having an effect on you.'

'As I feared, the X-ray shows that you are crying inside.'

'Let's try again but NO laughing this time!'

Cockfight of words

The Jugglers - Gladstone and Liberals

"That's the secret to a happy marriage. We both love the same things."

'He's on his sixth cup of coffee.'

"That must be Java Man!"

"Gee, I hate gatherings like these! I never know the right thing to say..."

Pizza Fencing

Hole drilled in floor. 'That's fixed that.'

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