Java General Gifts

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"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

"Who's taking my order—the committee of the whole, or is there a liaison for decaf?"

"War is hell and so is this soup."

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

You've Had Enough!

'Would you all please congatulate...'

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

'This one is for keeping 'On Message' in the spin wars.'

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."

A military officer sits at his desk with desk trays marked 'Search' and 'Destroy.'

Coffee Shop and Battery Charging Station

"Lemme guess: You're struggling with the French press again."

"Hack back with all you've got!"

"I'm returning home triumphant - do you need me to pick anything up?"

'These computer repair people certainly take their jobs seriously.'

'You've had enough.'

"World War III? Hmm. O.K., but, remember, nobody gets hurt."

'This conspiracy theory nonsense MUST end. Any suggestions?'

"Pinpoint havoc, gentlemen, accuracy of mayhem. And yet our dress blues remain crisp and sharp, our hands soft and pink."

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'

Oooops!

Top Secret - Destroy before reading.

Fridge Magnets/Military Medals

"This one is for not complaining about stretched too thin handling domestic and foreign crises."