Java General Prints

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"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

"War is hell and so is this soup."

"Who's taking my order—the committee of the whole, or is there a liaison for decaf?"

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

"Hey, dad. We wanna play army before we go to bed. Can we have our toy medals back?"

You've Had Enough!

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

'Would you all please congatulate...'

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

'This one is for keeping 'On Message' in the spin wars.'

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."

"Stacked coffee cups look like a spine. This is why the more coffee you drink, the easier it is to stand up and keep yourself awake."

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

A military officer sits at his desk with desk trays marked 'Search' and 'Destroy.'

"Lemme guess: You're struggling with the French press again."

"It's the kind of missile system that says, 'Hey, these peace negotiations aren't really going very well.'"

"I'm returning home triumphant - do you need me to pick anything up?"

"Hack back with all you've got!"

"Pinpoint havoc, gentlemen, accuracy of mayhem. And yet our dress blues remain crisp and sharp, our hands soft and pink."

'These computer repair people certainly take their jobs seriously.'

Coffee Shop and Battery Charging Station

Honor Our Future Sacrifices

'You've had enough.'

'This conspiracy theory nonsense MUST end. Any suggestions?'

"World War III? Hmm. O.K., but, remember, nobody gets hurt."

"The enemy will never be able to spot our troops in the new camouflage scheme General."

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'

Top Secret - Destroy before reading.

Cool Cat, Dog Dork, Grumpy Goldfish, Constipated Cockatiel.

"This one is for not complaining about stretched too thin handling domestic and foreign crises."