Jarred Delights Lover Gifts

Chutney

"Can you juggle a household, three kids, and a career?"

The louder the kid, the tighter the lid.

Flour, sugar, earth, air, fire, water.

'No it's not him...mine's an Alsatian!'

"I'll bet he knows what it's like to be a single working mother."

'When you said he was very talented, I thought you meant in business.'

"To be fair, I think you should be very clear about the ground rules with your next jester."

Barry's fear of commitment crops up again.

People chasing a street performer to give money.

'This new jester doth appeal to me.'

Jester

'Why round? Why not square? Or rectangle? Or a triangle? Or . . . '

Travelling jesters. No fools left aboard overnight.

Centaur: 'Oh BROTHER, there goes XENOS again! Always having to be the Centaur of attention!'

The sword in the all-natural impossible-to-stir peanut butter.

"A Ph.D. in particle physics, experience in aerospace and rocketry...of course I can juggle."

Football party

A lumberjack balances a felled tree on his axe

"He does everything one could expect of a parakeet and more."

I was found guilty, eight of the jury were my ex-wives.

'That's the office joker.'

'You don't need to worry Jean, he's a very simple cook.'

"We're running late. Just pick a facial expression already."

Tightrope Walker Over-Balances.

Must you be so judgmental?

"Remind me to never take the shortcut through the Christmas Sweater workshop."

'Now, that's entertainment!'

A European Nightjar in the form of a Jar

Octopus Juggling Balls

'Sweetheart, your calls are slowing my early release.'

"Try nibblin' through that, you little tree rat!"

Torah-nosaurus Rex

"He's a real dog person."

Talented Waiter