Jargon Juggle Gifts

'I'd do better if I knew all the words you know!'

"Remember the golden rule: more buzzwords, less real words."

"...but the big question is, does the competition know that we don't know what we don't know?"

"We need a best practice swim lane to leverage our core competency, move the needle outside the box, and open the kimono while keeping our ducks in a row. Can anyone give me a sustainable solution to more vertical effectiveness without getting too granula

Surgeon finds a doohickey on the patient's thingamabob.

"I'm not sure about this new trainee - he asked me when does he get to see the actual ropes."

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

"We have an acronym!"

"Better than a business model, I have a business scheme."

"I never accomplish the impossible, if I did it would become an expectation."

"It's a new target to target a time to reduce targets so that we'll be less target driven!"

A Bloody Butcher

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

"It's time to retire the word 'profit'."

Ninedency: A budding tendency

"Can you juggle a household, three kids, and a career?"

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

'Excellent!...We've been looking to hire someone who can think outside the box.'

'Would everyone please phrase their questions in ones and zeros please.'

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

'A High-pain job? Yes, I believe we have that.'

"...our Annual Report has been criticised for lack of clarity - well done!"

'It's easy, Greg. Just get in touch with your inner regional sales manager.'

"We can stop entertaining ourselves now, Ian."

Although not felt by everone, Wanda's powrful jargon sent seismic shock waves through some of the more geologically unstable department in the organization.

'Sorry to interrupt Dixon - but this is not what I meant when I said this company needed more blue-sky thinking!'

Juggler and Illusionist

"It's a swearbox."

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

"This is what we call a 'customer', or more accurately a 'potential profit centre.'"

Clown to clown on unicycle: 'How does it corner?'

"There's a conversation to be had around a piece of work I'd like us to do tonight."

"Wheeeeeeee!"

"What did you think of the encryption article?"