Japanese Food Pillows

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

'It's actually cheaper than the bait shop.'

Conveyor belt sushi

Sushi spinoffs.

This one's OK.

Hashimoto's Restaurant - Sushi Like Mother Used to Make!

'Our sushi is the freshest in town!'

"Are your eel rolls electric?"

Night of the Latkes

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

"What's he going to do now, break wind?"

Mikado

Mikado

Turning Japanese: I really think so.

"From right to left, you have your tekkamaki, your futomaki, and then your yamaimo roll. The little pile of pink stuff is ginger, the green one's wasabi. And, of course, you already recognize your vodka martini."

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

Awkward First Dates

"It's a Haiku Dinner."

Japanese woman in minimalist house reads 'How to Clutter Your Life'

Decapitated coffee.

Do-it-yourself sushi bar serves live fish to customer.

'Well you said you wanted sushi for lunch.'

A skinny dog drawn with zen brush.

"No, no … the sashimi is fine. But I’m not crazy about your Wi-Fi signal."

"There are vast oceans existing under the icy surface of Jupiter's moon Europa." "It's possible there's as much life in those oceans as there is in our own. Maybe more." "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" "I'm thinking 'sexy mermaids,' you?" "Sushi bonanza!!!"

Sushi Train Spotters

Sushi and the Cat

Sushi Train Set.

"I'm not trying to freak you out, but your eel roll is moving."

"Look! A sushi bar!"

'It was all ball!'

'I really love this stuff, but I still have a lot of trouble with sushi.'

'...and how much experience have you of sushi making?'

Jewish man walks into a restaurant called 'Oy Sushi'.

'To save time, I'll deliver the annual report in the form of a Hiaku.'