Sushi Maker Pillows

Living on the Wild Side

"Are your eel rolls electric?"

Wife: 'Ah, honey.....why are you covered in raw fish and rice?' Husband: 'Oh I was running late for the 6:15 and got on a darn sush train by mistake!'

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

Hashimoto's Restaurant - Sushi Like Mother Used to Make!

"From right to left, you have your tekkamaki, your futomaki, and then your yamaimo roll. The little pile of pink stuff is ginger, the green one's wasabi. And, of course, you already recognize your vodka martini."

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

Awkward First Dates

Do-it-yourself sushi bar serves live fish to customer.

'Well you said you wanted sushi for lunch.'

"Delivery!"

Sushi and the Cat

"No, no … the sashimi is fine. But I’m not crazy about your Wi-Fi signal."

"I'm not trying to freak you out, but your eel roll is moving."

Sushi Train Set.

Sushi Train Spotters

"There are vast oceans existing under the icy surface of Jupiter's moon Europa." "It's possible there's as much life in those oceans as there is in our own. Maybe more." "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" "I'm thinking 'sexy mermaids,' you?" "Sushi bonanza!!!"

'I really love this stuff, but I still have a lot of trouble with sushi.'

"Look! A sushi bar!"

'English sushi bar' "Cockles! Muscles!..."

Jewish man walks into a restaurant called 'Oy Sushi'.

'...and how much experience have you of sushi making?'

"The pink ones are sashimi, and I believe the little yellow ones just fell off the Pollock."

Shrimp cook

'I know you didn't just reach through the torpedo tube and grab those fish.'

Chef swatting flies into a bowl in a sushi bar.

Feng Sushi

"Anyone know how to prepare sushi?"

'Uh yeah, it's supposed to be like that... it's a... it's a new invention.'

Sushi for two, please.

Sushi Cat

Sea temperatures hottest on record

"Sometimes I get a craving for sushi."

'It's actually cheaper than the bait shop.'