Japanese Cuisine Explorer Pillows

Conveyor belt sushi

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

"Are your eel rolls electric?"

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

Hashimoto's Restaurant - Sushi Like Mother Used to Make!

Your lobster was off!

Gramma's Tators & Gravy...All You Can Eat!

Pasta

Platter confusion.

'I'm filling in for the sommelier. We have a fine shiraz today for only $39. It's 14.7 alcohol, a Class 1B flammable, so if I see you consume it near an open flame, I'll have to cite you.'

Ethnic food springing out of a menu.

'I wanted somewhere like England, but in Spain.'

Sushi and the Cat

"What's cookin', Tia Carmen?"

"No, no … the sashimi is fine. But I’m not crazy about your Wi-Fi signal."

"Say it with Pierogies"

'listen - it's haute cuisine, coming up the river from New Orleans.'

"Our French chef just quit, so instead of the crepes you ordered, I made a breakfast burrito."

"Oh Darling, you're spoiling me! I've never tried tropical fish!"

'...and how much experience have you of sushi making?'

"Have you had a chance to look at the menu?"

"I'm going to ask for a fork. Don't try to stop me."

"Are you enjoying your escargot?"

'So...they got you too.'

Jim Evans - Father, husband and darn good eatin'.

French Street.

'I need to lose enough pounds to take a thirty-five meal cruise!'

Sushi Cat

"They've asked for separate checks and thirteen doggy bags."

Chef swatting flies into a bowl in a sushi bar.

'At prices like this I bet you don't get many customers in here.' - 'At prices like this we don't need many.'

'It's actually cheaper than the bait shop.'