Japanese Cuisine Lover Pillows

Chef swatting flies into a bowl in a sushi bar.

"Are your eel rolls electric?"

Wife: 'Ah, honey.....why are you covered in raw fish and rice?' Husband: 'Oh I was running late for the 6:15 and got on a darn sush train by mistake!'

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

Hashimoto's Restaurant - Sushi Like Mother Used to Make!

"From right to left, you have your tekkamaki, your futomaki, and then your yamaimo roll. The little pile of pink stuff is ginger, the green one's wasabi. And, of course, you already recognize your vodka martini."

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

Awkward First Dates

Japanese woman in minimalist house reads 'How to Clutter Your Life'

'Well you said you wanted sushi for lunch.'

Do-it-yourself sushi bar serves live fish to customer.

A skinny dog drawn with zen brush.

"There are vast oceans existing under the icy surface of Jupiter's moon Europa." "It's possible there's as much life in those oceans as there is in our own. Maybe more." "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" "I'm thinking 'sexy mermaids,' you?" "Sushi bonanza!!!"

Sushi and the Cat

"No, no … the sashimi is fine. But I’m not crazy about your Wi-Fi signal."

Sushi Train Spotters

"Delivery!"

"Look! A sushi bar!"

'English sushi bar' "Cockles! Muscles!..."

'...and how much experience have you of sushi making?'

'Uh yeah, it's supposed to be like that... it's a... it's a new invention.'

Feng Sushi

"Anyone know how to prepare sushi?"

'I know you didn't just reach through the torpedo tube and grab those fish.'

Sushi for two, please.

Sea temperatures hottest on record

Sushi Cat

"Sometimes I get a craving for sushi."

'It's actually cheaper than the bait shop.'

"But what did you expect to find in a JAPANESE topless restaurant, dear?"

'Who's the sushi?'

'My old friend here, Hiro, is opening a chain of sushi bars exclusively for lawyers. It's called Sosumi.'

"This just came in!"