Japanese Cuisine Lover T-Shirts

Chef swatting flies into a bowl in a sushi bar.

"Are your eel rolls electric?"

Wife: 'Ah, honey.....why are you covered in raw fish and rice?' Husband: 'Oh I was running late for the 6:15 and got on a darn sush train by mistake!'

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

Hashimoto's Restaurant - Sushi Like Mother Used to Make!

"From right to left, you have your tekkamaki, your futomaki, and then your yamaimo roll. The little pile of pink stuff is ginger, the green one's wasabi. And, of course, you already recognize your vodka martini."

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

Awkward First Dates

Japanese woman in minimalist house reads 'How to Clutter Your Life'

Do-it-yourself sushi bar serves live fish to customer.

'Well you said you wanted sushi for lunch.'

A skinny dog drawn with zen brush.

Sushi and the Cat

"Delivery!"

Sushi Train Spotters

"No, no … the sashimi is fine. But I’m not crazy about your Wi-Fi signal."

"There are vast oceans existing under the icy surface of Jupiter's moon Europa." "It's possible there's as much life in those oceans as there is in our own. Maybe more." "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" "I'm thinking 'sexy mermaids,' you?" "Sushi bonanza!!!"

"Look! A sushi bar!"

'English sushi bar' "Cockles! Muscles!..."

'...and how much experience have you of sushi making?'

Hot dogs. Sushi.

'Uh yeah, it's supposed to be like that... it's a... it's a new invention.'

Sushi Cat

'I know you didn't just reach through the torpedo tube and grab those fish.'

Japanese Cuisine. What's the matter with the chef? He's just having a tempura tantrum.

Sushi for two, please.

Sea temperatures hottest on record

"Anyone know how to prepare sushi?"

Feng Sushi

"Sometimes I get a craving for sushi."

'It's actually cheaper than the bait shop.'

'Who's the sushi?'

"But what did you expect to find in a JAPANESE topless restaurant, dear?"

"...I'd say you're not digesting your sushi!"