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"Are your eel rolls electric?"

Sushi Cat

Sushi and the Cat

Wife: 'Ah, honey.....why are you covered in raw fish and rice?' Husband: 'Oh I was running late for the 6:15 and got on a darn sush train by mistake!'

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

Mikado

Hashimoto's Restaurant - Sushi Like Mother Used to Make!

"From right to left, you have your tekkamaki, your futomaki, and then your yamaimo roll. The little pile of pink stuff is ginger, the green one's wasabi. And, of course, you already recognize your vodka martini."

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

Japanese woman in minimalist house reads 'How to Clutter Your Life'

'Well you said you wanted sushi for lunch.'

Do-it-yourself sushi bar serves live fish to customer.

A skinny dog drawn with zen brush.

"Delivery!"

"There are vast oceans existing under the icy surface of Jupiter's moon Europa." "It's possible there's as much life in those oceans as there is in our own. Maybe more." "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" "I'm thinking 'sexy mermaids,' you?" "Sushi bonanza!!!"

"No, no … the sashimi is fine. But I’m not crazy about your Wi-Fi signal."

Sushi Train Spotters

'English sushi bar' "Cockles! Muscles!..."

"Look! A sushi bar!"

'...and how much experience have you of sushi making?'

Tokyo City Limits

Hot dogs. Sushi.

"The pink ones are sashimi, and I believe the little yellow ones just fell off the Pollock."

'Uh yeah, it's supposed to be like that... it's a... it's a new invention.'

Sushi for two, please.

Feng Sushi

Japanese Cuisine. What's the matter with the chef? He's just having a tempura tantrum.

"Anyone know how to prepare sushi?"

Sea temperatures hottest on record

'I know you didn't just reach through the torpedo tube and grab those fish.'

Chef swatting flies into a bowl in a sushi bar.

"Sometimes I get a craving for sushi."

'It's actually cheaper than the bait shop.'

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