Japanese Cuisine Aficionado Pillows

"Wasabi?"

"Are your eel rolls electric?"

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

Wife: 'Ah, honey.....why are you covered in raw fish and rice?' Husband: 'Oh I was running late for the 6:15 and got on a darn sush train by mistake!'

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

Hashimoto's Restaurant - Sushi Like Mother Used to Make!

We are shaped by what we love! Especially pizza and doughnuts!

"From right to left, you have your tekkamaki, your futomaki, and then your yamaimo roll. The little pile of pink stuff is ginger, the green one's wasabi. And, of course, you already recognize your vodka martini."

Party time.

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

"What time did you say you wanted me to start drinking?"

"We've misjudged the tapas again."

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

"Your meal sounded nice."

Awkward First Dates

You're the sizzle in my roast!

Thermidor Dali

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."

'I decided to start buying food in bulk. I hope you're hungry!'

Dad's old fashioned barbeque

Do-it-yourself sushi bar serves live fish to customer.

'Well you said you wanted sushi for lunch.'

"The special is… pine nut encrusted… filet of salmon… in a balsamic wine reduction."

'Pumpkin pie isn't dessert. It's another vegetable.'

A skinny dog drawn with zen brush.

"And finally the chef's surprise - the check!"

'Are you sure these sprouts aren't GM?.'

"He'd like the broiled monkfish, too, but first he's having a quick taste of the gutter."

As soon as he began speaking Manuel's Spanish accent was unmistakeable and he was evicted from the Local food group.

Snacks for Learners