Japanese Cuisine Enthusiast Pillows

Hashimoto's Restaurant - Sushi Like Mother Used to Make!

"Are your eel rolls electric?"

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

Wife: 'Ah, honey.....why are you covered in raw fish and rice?' Husband: 'Oh I was running late for the 6:15 and got on a darn sush train by mistake!'

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

We are shaped by what we love! Especially pizza and doughnuts!

"From right to left, you have your tekkamaki, your futomaki, and then your yamaimo roll. The little pile of pink stuff is ginger, the green one's wasabi. And, of course, you already recognize your vodka martini."

Party time.

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

"What time did you say you wanted me to start drinking?"

"We've misjudged the tapas again."

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

Awkward First Dates

"Your meal sounded nice."

You're the sizzle in my roast!

Japanese woman in minimalist house reads 'How to Clutter Your Life'

Thermidor Dali

'I decided to start buying food in bulk. I hope you're hungry!'

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."

Dad's old fashioned barbeque

'Well you said you wanted sushi for lunch.'

"The special is… pine nut encrusted… filet of salmon… in a balsamic wine reduction."

Do-it-yourself sushi bar serves live fish to customer.

A skinny dog drawn with zen brush.

'Pumpkin pie isn't dessert. It's another vegetable.'

'Are you sure these sprouts aren't GM?.'

As soon as he began speaking Manuel's Spanish accent was unmistakeable and he was evicted from the Local food group.

Snacks for Learners

"He'd like the broiled monkfish, too, but first he's having a quick taste of the gutter."

"And this is my oldest son I was telling you about. The one that eats like a horse."