Japanese Cuisine Enthusiast Pillows

Hashimoto's Restaurant - Sushi Like Mother Used to Make!

"Are your eel rolls electric?"

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

Wife: 'Ah, honey.....why are you covered in raw fish and rice?' Husband: 'Oh I was running late for the 6:15 and got on a darn sush train by mistake!'

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

Party time.

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

"From right to left, you have your tekkamaki, your futomaki, and then your yamaimo roll. The little pile of pink stuff is ginger, the green one's wasabi. And, of course, you already recognize your vodka martini."

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

"What time did you say you wanted me to start drinking?"

"We've misjudged the tapas again."

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

You're the sizzle in my roast!

"Your meal sounded nice."

Awkward First Dates

Japanese woman in minimalist house reads 'How to Clutter Your Life'

'Well you said you wanted sushi for lunch.'

Do-it-yourself sushi bar serves live fish to customer.

"The special is… pine nut encrusted… filet of salmon… in a balsamic wine reduction."

Thermidor Dali

'I decided to start buying food in bulk. I hope you're hungry!'

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."

Dad's old fashioned barbeque

'Pumpkin pie isn't dessert. It's another vegetable.'

'Are you sure these sprouts aren't GM?.'

A skinny dog drawn with zen brush.

"Delivery!"

"He'd like the broiled monkfish, too, but first he's having a quick taste of the gutter."

"No, no … the sashimi is fine. But I’m not crazy about your Wi-Fi signal."

Snacks for Learners

As soon as he began speaking Manuel's Spanish accent was unmistakeable and he was evicted from the Local food group.