Japanese Cuisine Aficionado Gifts

"Wasabi?"

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

"Are your eel rolls electric?"

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

Wife: 'Ah, honey.....why are you covered in raw fish and rice?' Husband: 'Oh I was running late for the 6:15 and got on a darn sush train by mistake!'

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

Hashimoto's Restaurant - Sushi Like Mother Used to Make!

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

Party time.

"From right to left, you have your tekkamaki, your futomaki, and then your yamaimo roll. The little pile of pink stuff is ginger, the green one's wasabi. And, of course, you already recognize your vodka martini."

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

"What time did you say you wanted me to start drinking?"

"We've misjudged the tapas again."

Awkward First Dates

You're the sizzle in my roast!

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

"Your meal sounded nice."

Do-it-yourself sushi bar serves live fish to customer.

'Well you said you wanted sushi for lunch.'

"The special is… pine nut encrusted… filet of salmon… in a balsamic wine reduction."

Thermidor Dali

'I decided to start buying food in bulk. I hope you're hungry!'

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."

Dad's old fashioned barbeque

"And finally the chef's surprise - the check!"

'Pumpkin pie isn't dessert. It's another vegetable.'

'Are you sure these sprouts aren't GM?.'

A skinny dog drawn with zen brush.

"He'd like the broiled monkfish, too, but first he's having a quick taste of the gutter."

As soon as he began speaking Manuel's Spanish accent was unmistakeable and he was evicted from the Local food group.

Snacks for Learners

"Delivery!"