Japanese Cuisine Gifts

"He feels he can do more good working within the system."

'Bad mistake to order the sushi.'

Yin-Yang-Yum.

'I don't think this sushi is cooked enough for me.'

'Here's your cat - and here's your bill from the Sushi Emporium.'

'Bad mistake to order the sushi.'

"But what did you expect to find in a JAPANESE topless restaurant, dear?"

'You said 'Pick any topless restaurant' so I picked a Japanese one!'

'Who's the sushi?'

'This place looks good - all the sumo wrestlers eat here.'

Sushi for two please. Oakey dokey...how would you like that cooked?

'...and how much experience have you of sushi making?'

'Dinner will be ready soon - we're going to try sushi tonight.'

'Dinner will be ready soon - we're going to try sushi tonight.'

'My old friend here, Hiro, is opening a chain of sushi bars exclusively for lawyers. It's called Sosumi.'

Sushi Cat

Sushi

'You said 'Pick any topless restaurant' so I picked a Japanese one!'

Japanese Cuisine. What's the matter with the chef? He's just having a tempura tantrum.

Darwin's Origin of Sushi.

"Some volcano roll!"

"No, no … the sashimi is fine. But I’m not crazy about your Wi-Fi signal."

“It's his first hibachi.”

"Wait! Come back! You forgot the wasabi!"

"Honey, that wasn't avocado."

"Too much wasabi?"

"Aim for the ramen!"

"You call this guacamole?"

"Wasabi?"

"Are your eel rolls electric?"

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

"What's he going to do now, break wind?"

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

Mikado

Mikado