Japanese Cuisine Explorer Mugs

Conveyor belt sushi

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

"Are your eel rolls electric?"

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

Hashimoto's Restaurant - Sushi Like Mother Used to Make!

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

Your lobster was off!

Pasta

Gramma's Tators & Gravy...All You Can Eat!

Platter confusion.

'I'm filling in for the sommelier. We have a fine shiraz today for only $39. It's 14.7 alcohol, a Class 1B flammable, so if I see you consume it near an open flame, I'll have to cite you.'

Ethnic food springing out of a menu.

"What's cookin', Tia Carmen?"

Sushi and the Cat

"No, no … the sashimi is fine. But I’m not crazy about your Wi-Fi signal."

'I wanted somewhere like England, but in Spain.'

"Say it with Pierogies"

'listen - it's haute cuisine, coming up the river from New Orleans.'

"Have you had a chance to look at the menu?"

'...and how much experience have you of sushi making?'

"Our French chef just quit, so instead of the crepes you ordered, I made a breakfast burrito."

"Oh Darling, you're spoiling me! I've never tried tropical fish!"

"I'm going to ask for a fork. Don't try to stop me."

Japanese Cuisine. What's the matter with the chef? He's just having a tempura tantrum.

"Are you enjoying your escargot?"

Jim Evans - Father, husband and darn good eatin'.

Sushi Cat

French Street.

"They've asked for separate checks and thirteen doggy bags."

Chef swatting flies into a bowl in a sushi bar.

'I need to lose enough pounds to take a thirty-five meal cruise!'

'So...they got you too.'

'At prices like this I bet you don't get many customers in here.' - 'At prices like this we don't need many.'