Japanese Food Mugs

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

'It's actually cheaper than the bait shop.'

Conveyor belt sushi

Sushi spinoffs.

This one's OK.

Hashimoto's Restaurant - Sushi Like Mother Used to Make!

'Our sushi is the freshest in town!'

"Are your eel rolls electric?"

Night of the Latkes

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

"What's he going to do now, break wind?"

Mikado

Mikado

Turning Japanese: I really think so.

"From right to left, you have your tekkamaki, your futomaki, and then your yamaimo roll. The little pile of pink stuff is ginger, the green one's wasabi. And, of course, you already recognize your vodka martini."

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

Awkward First Dates

"It's a Haiku Dinner."

Japanese woman in minimalist house reads 'How to Clutter Your Life'

Decapitated coffee.

'Well you said you wanted sushi for lunch.'

Do-it-yourself sushi bar serves live fish to customer.

A skinny dog drawn with zen brush.

Sushi Train Spotters

Sushi Train Set.

"No, no … the sashimi is fine. But I’m not crazy about your Wi-Fi signal."

"I'm not trying to freak you out, but your eel roll is moving."

"There are vast oceans existing under the icy surface of Jupiter's moon Europa." "It's possible there's as much life in those oceans as there is in our own. Maybe more." "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" "I'm thinking 'sexy mermaids,' you?" "Sushi bonanza!!!"

Sushi and the Cat

'It was all ball!'

'I really love this stuff, but I still have a lot of trouble with sushi.'

"Look! A sushi bar!"

'...and how much experience have you of sushi making?'

Hot dogs. Sushi.

Jewish man walks into a restaurant called 'Oy Sushi'.