Jane Austen Fans Gifts

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

William Tell's lesser-known first son- Stanislaus Tell.

Saxophonist playing on the map of Cornwall.

Cut out and keep your own Jane Austen.

"The Cheshire Cactus"

"Manafort's was the best flip yet."

"The back flip was a nice touch."

'I still don't understand why I couldn't use the path to get your Jane Austen stamps.'

"So much for watching a Jane Austen movie with my date. He kept waiting for the car chase!"

Man on stilts watching balloon dog lift it's leg. Animal Balloon maker watching on.

"Whatever happened to traditional marriages? There they are...on national television...with millions of people watching...two women getting married! And they're both wearing blue jeans!"

A man swinging upside down by his legs on a scaffolding frame.

'Virgil is on the gymnastics team.'

'Sorry Gav, it takes more than a wet shirt to look like Mr Darcy.'

Darcy's feelings for Elizabeth increase.

'You've got to give her points for originality.'

The globe vaults over Covid-19

Missing You#2

"Oh, that Jane. I thought you were talking about Jane Austen."

Jane Austen.

"Is it simply your unsupported word, or did anyone actually see you on the night in question writing a biography of Jane Austen?"

Men's Parallel Bars

Mothers Pride and Prejudice.

"It's another letter from Mr. Wentworth. He writes, 'You up?' and then there are some pictures of a smiley face and an eggplant."

"There's no free legal advice. That's just our way of weeding out the time wasters."

Alice in Wonderland - Trying to Behead the Cheshire Cat.

"You know, in Jane Austen's time a little well placed irony would have sufficed."

'What do you mean 'What would Jane Austen do?''

"Remember, now-you're sense, I'm sensibility."

'Sorry, Gav, but it takes more than a wet shirt to look like mr Darcy.'

Cut out and keep your own Mr Darcy!

Ned Kelly's (an Australian outlaw) continual problem.