Jane Austen Fans Pillows

Scents and Scentsibility. Jane Austen.

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

William Tell's lesser-known first son- Stanislaus Tell.

Saxophonist playing on the map of Cornwall.

Cut out and keep your own Jane Austen.

"The Cheshire Cactus"

"Manafort's was the best flip yet."

"The back flip was a nice touch."

'Virgil is on the gymnastics team.'

'I still don't understand why I couldn't use the path to get your Jane Austen stamps.'

"So much for watching a Jane Austen movie with my date. He kept waiting for the car chase!"

Man on stilts watching balloon dog lift it's leg. Animal Balloon maker watching on.

A man swinging upside down by his legs on a scaffolding frame.

Speed Bump Ahead.

"Whatever happened to traditional marriages? There they are...on national television...with millions of people watching...two women getting married! And they're both wearing blue jeans!"

'Sorry Gav, it takes more than a wet shirt to look like Mr Darcy.'

Darcy's feelings for Elizabeth increase.

"Gracie, I'm getting way tired of your Jane Goodall routine!"

The globe vaults over Covid-19

'You've got to give her points for originality.'

Men's Parallel Bars

"Oh, that Jane. I thought you were talking about Jane Austen."

Jane Austen.

Missing You#2

"Is it simply your unsupported word, or did anyone actually see you on the night in question writing a biography of Jane Austen?"

Mothers Pride and Prejudice.

"There's no free legal advice. That's just our way of weeding out the time wasters."

"It's another letter from Mr. Wentworth. He writes, 'You up?' and then there are some pictures of a smiley face and an eggplant."

Alice in Wonderland - Trying to Behead the Cheshire Cat.

'What do you mean 'What would Jane Austen do?''

Monster Club. It's difficult to get this entire group to a ball game. Yeah, Dracula will go only on bat day. King Kong has to be in the upper deck. Jekyll and Hyde only go to double-headers. There must be a full moon for the werewolf to go. And of course The Hulk will only sit atop the Fenway Park left field wall. Yeah, he loves the green monster! Red Sox.

"You know, in Jane Austen's time a little well placed irony would have sufficed."

"Remember, now-you're sense, I'm sensibility."

Cut out and keep your own Mr Darcy!

'Sorry, Gav, but it takes more than a wet shirt to look like mr Darcy.'