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"Why is it when Jane Austen describes everyday events, it's literary genius, but as soon as I start talking about my gall bladder, your eyes glaze over?"

Priest's 'To do' list.

"Tong!"

'There's a gentleman out here with $643 million. He would like to discuss a takeover.'

Cut out and keep your own Jane Austen.

"Don't be an idiot, Larry."

'I hate it when he has friends around'.

On the scale of 1-10, do you like it?

You're my Statue of Liberty

'I still don't understand why I couldn't use the path to get your Jane Austen stamps.'

"So much for watching a Jane Austen movie with my date. He kept waiting for the car chase!"

'Sorry Gav, it takes more than a wet shirt to look like Mr Darcy.'

Darcy's feelings for Elizabeth increase.

"Oh, that Jane. I thought you were talking about Jane Austen."

"Of course trees can walk. We're just lazy."

"Is it simply your unsupported word, or did anyone actually see you on the night in question writing a biography of Jane Austen?"

"That's just the meds kicking in."

Scents and Scentsibility. Jane Austen.

Jane Austen.

"It's another letter from Mr. Wentworth. He writes, 'You up?' and then there are some pictures of a smiley face and an eggplant."

See Your Aura $5. . .Smell Your Aura

"You know, in Jane Austen's time a little well placed irony would have sufficed."

'Poppy - I have no issue with you being a Bi-polar, celibate vegan. It's just that your Aura's the wrong colour.'

'What do you mean 'What would Jane Austen do?''

Red Kangaroo

"I didn't say, 'Simon says'..."

"Remember, now-you're sense, I'm sensibility."

'Sorry, Gav, but it takes more than a wet shirt to look like mr Darcy.'

'It's that bloody Fagin, picking our pockets again! '

Cut out and keep your own Mr Darcy!

"Since Ronnie retired, I like to keep him busy with plenty of activities."

Elizabeth admired Darcy's £150,000 Philippe Patek

'Love your blog. Very Jane Austen.'

I'm BAD deal with it

"They're remaking an adaptation of a Jane Austen novel and setting it in early 18th century England."