Austen Enthusiast Gifts

"Why is it when Jane Austen describes everyday events, it's literary genius, but as soon as I start talking about my gall bladder, your eyes glaze over?"

Priest's 'To do' list.

"Tong!"

'There's a gentleman out here with $643 million. He would like to discuss a takeover.'

Cut out and keep your own Jane Austen.

"Don't be an idiot, Larry."

'I hate it when he has friends around'.

'I still don't understand why I couldn't use the path to get your Jane Austen stamps.'

"So much for watching a Jane Austen movie with my date. He kept waiting for the car chase!"

You're my Statue of Liberty

On the scale of 1-10, do you like it?

'Sorry Gav, it takes more than a wet shirt to look like Mr Darcy.'

Darcy's feelings for Elizabeth increase.

"Is it simply your unsupported word, or did anyone actually see you on the night in question writing a biography of Jane Austen?"

"That's just the meds kicking in."

"Of course trees can walk. We're just lazy."

"Oh, that Jane. I thought you were talking about Jane Austen."

Jane Austen.

See Your Aura $5. . .Smell Your Aura

"It's another letter from Mr. Wentworth. He writes, 'You up?' and then there are some pictures of a smiley face and an eggplant."

'Poppy - I have no issue with you being a Bi-polar, celibate vegan. It's just that your Aura's the wrong colour.'

'What do you mean 'What would Jane Austen do?''

Red Kangaroo

"You know, in Jane Austen's time a little well placed irony would have sufficed."

"Remember, now-you're sense, I'm sensibility."

'Sorry, Gav, but it takes more than a wet shirt to look like mr Darcy.'

Cut out and keep your own Mr Darcy!

'It's that bloody Fagin, picking our pockets again! '

"Since Ronnie retired, I like to keep him busy with plenty of activities."

Aura Ashley - Mediumwear.

'Love your blog. Very Jane Austen.'

I'm BAD deal with it

"They're remaking an adaptation of a Jane Austen novel and setting it in early 18th century England."