Jane Austen Aficionados Gifts

Cut out and keep your own Mr Darcy!

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

William Tell's lesser-known first son- Stanislaus Tell.

Saxophonist playing on the map of Cornwall.

Doves of peace trapped within the statue of liberty.

Man with a bad voice practices his singing thinking he is alone.

Cut out and keep your own Jane Austen.

"I've decided to redefine as a GREAT artist."

'I still don't understand why I couldn't use the path to get your Jane Austen stamps.'

"So much for watching a Jane Austen movie with my date. He kept waiting for the car chase!"

'Sorry Gav, it takes more than a wet shirt to look like Mr Darcy.'

Darcy's feelings for Elizabeth increase.

Dog Statue

"Oh, that Jane. I thought you were talking about Jane Austen."

See Manhattan . . . By Car!

Mothers Pride and Prejudice.

"Do I have to take sides between Ed Koch and Donald Trump?"

Jane Austen.

"Is it simply your unsupported word, or did anyone actually see you on the night in question writing a biography of Jane Austen?"

"It's another letter from Mr. Wentworth. He writes, 'You up?' and then there are some pictures of a smiley face and an eggplant."

"You know, in Jane Austen's time a little well placed irony would have sufficed."

'What do you mean 'What would Jane Austen do?''

"Remember, now-you're sense, I'm sensibility."

'Whoa! We sure blew that prediction!'

'Sorry, Gav, but it takes more than a wet shirt to look like mr Darcy.'

'This is because you disagree with my theory on existentialism?'

"When I grow up, I'm gonna be a rich celebrity!"

The New York Review of Weather.

"They're remaking an adaptation of a Jane Austen novel and setting it in early 18th century England."

"Here's a less known Jane Austen novel that you might enjoy. It's about carpentry and lawn care, called 'Fence and Fencibility."

'Of course he answered you with a form letter -- you expect rock stars to know how to write?'

"Why is it when Jane Austen describes everyday events, it's literary genius, but as soon as I start talking about my gall bladder, your eyes glaze over?"

Sense, Sensibility & Sid, Attorneys at Law. 'We cover all the bases.'