Jane Austen Aficionados Mugs

Cut out and keep your own Mr Darcy!

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

William Tell's lesser-known first son- Stanislaus Tell.

Saxophonist playing on the map of Cornwall.

Man with a bad voice practices his singing thinking he is alone.

Doves of peace trapped within the statue of liberty.

Cut out and keep your own Jane Austen.

"I've decided to redefine as a GREAT artist."

'I still don't understand why I couldn't use the path to get your Jane Austen stamps.'

"So much for watching a Jane Austen movie with my date. He kept waiting for the car chase!"

'Sorry Gav, it takes more than a wet shirt to look like Mr Darcy.'

Darcy's feelings for Elizabeth increase.

Dog Statue

"Is it simply your unsupported word, or did anyone actually see you on the night in question writing a biography of Jane Austen?"

Jane Austen.

Mothers Pride and Prejudice.

See Manhattan . . . By Car!

Scents and Scentsibility. Jane Austen.

"Oh, that Jane. I thought you were talking about Jane Austen."

"Do I have to take sides between Ed Koch and Donald Trump?"

"It's another letter from Mr. Wentworth. He writes, 'You up?' and then there are some pictures of a smiley face and an eggplant."

"You know, in Jane Austen's time a little well placed irony would have sufficed."

Monster Club. It's difficult to get this entire group to a ball game. Yeah, Dracula will go only on bat day. King Kong has to be in the upper deck. Jekyll and Hyde only go to double-headers. There must be a full moon for the werewolf to go. And of course The Hulk will only sit atop the Fenway Park left field wall. Yeah, he loves the green monster! Red Sox.

'What do you mean 'What would Jane Austen do?''

"Remember, now-you're sense, I'm sensibility."

'Whoa! We sure blew that prediction!'

'Sorry, Gav, but it takes more than a wet shirt to look like mr Darcy.'

The New York Review of Weather.

'Love your blog. Very Jane Austen.'

"Here's a less known Jane Austen novel that you might enjoy. It's about carpentry and lawn care, called 'Fence and Fencibility."

'Don't give up hope - Anthony Bourdain is bound to show up sooner or later.'

"Why is it when Jane Austen describes everyday events, it's literary genius, but as soon as I start talking about my gall bladder, your eyes glaze over?"

'Of course he answered you with a form letter -- you expect rock stars to know how to write?'

Elizabeth admired Darcy's £150,000 Philippe Patek

Sense, Sensibility & Sid, Attorneys at Law. 'We cover all the bases.'