Austen Admirers Mugs

'What do you mean 'What would Jane Austen do?''

Birds of the Pacific Northwest: Belted Kingfisher

"Why do leaves change color?"

Cut out and keep your own Jane Austen.

"He quit online counseling. This gives him the same sympathy, but cheaper."

"Bit big for a cherub, isn't it, Brother Ignatious?"

Pet Store. Bird Seed. "Bird Seed"? I thought they laid eggs.

'The penguin is upset...'

"So much for watching a Jane Austen movie with my date. He kept waiting for the car chase!"

'I still don't understand why I couldn't use the path to get your Jane Austen stamps.'

"I had that dream again...the one where I'm falling."

A Bat walking a tightrope upside down.

'Sorry Gav, it takes more than a wet shirt to look like Mr Darcy.'

Darcy's feelings for Elizabeth increase.

"Oh, boy...the leaves are falling....that means it's time to bury my nuts. But I can never find my nuts after I bury them."

"You're overthinking this."

'We were matched by computer.'

The big apple.

'Sure, I can make you look like Venus de Milo, but it will take two amputations!'

Jane Austen.

Scents and Scentsibility. Jane Austen.

'Polly wants on-line.'

"Oh, that Jane. I thought you were talking about Jane Austen."

Mothers Pride and Prejudice.

Sensing fowl nearby, Roger quickly went into his point.

Alan Turing

"Is it simply your unsupported word, or did anyone actually see you on the night in question writing a biography of Jane Austen?"

"It's another letter from Mr. Wentworth. He writes, 'You up?' and then there are some pictures of a smiley face and an eggplant."

"Sure is nice to have the summer people gone!"

Australian Submarine Controversy

"You know, in Jane Austen's time a little well placed irony would have sufficed."

'This dingo penpal of his - they're Australian aren't they?'

'Was it the non-flying dream again?'

It's called "bipedalism" --- I got the idea from a bird!

'Yes, the invisible man does live here, but he can't be seen today.'