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'What do you mean 'What would Jane Austen do?''

Birds of the Pacific Northwest: Belted Kingfisher

"Why do leaves change color?"

"He quit online counseling. This gives him the same sympathy, but cheaper."

"Bit big for a cherub, isn't it, Brother Ignatious?"

Cut out and keep your own Jane Austen.

'The penguin is upset...'

"I had that dream again...the one where I'm falling."

A Bat walking a tightrope upside down.

'I still don't understand why I couldn't use the path to get your Jane Austen stamps.'

"So much for watching a Jane Austen movie with my date. He kept waiting for the car chase!"

'Sorry Gav, it takes more than a wet shirt to look like Mr Darcy.'

Darcy's feelings for Elizabeth increase.

"Oh, boy...the leaves are falling....that means it's time to bury my nuts. But I can never find my nuts after I bury them."

'We were matched by computer.'

"You're overthinking this."

The big apple.

"Is it simply your unsupported word, or did anyone actually see you on the night in question writing a biography of Jane Austen?"

Jane Austen.

Alan Turing

"Oh, that Jane. I thought you were talking about Jane Austen."

'Polly wants on-line.'

Mothers Pride and Prejudice.

Sensing fowl nearby, Roger quickly went into his point.

'Sure, I can make you look like Venus de Milo, but it will take two amputations!'

"It's another letter from Mr. Wentworth. He writes, 'You up?' and then there are some pictures of a smiley face and an eggplant."

"Sure is nice to have the summer people gone!"

Australian Submarine Controversy

"You know, in Jane Austen's time a little well placed irony would have sufficed."

'Yes, the invisible man does live here, but he can't be seen today.'

'Was it the non-flying dream again?'

Plato

'This dingo penpal of his - they're Australian aren't they?'